Things women don’t want guys to do in bed

While you may be enjoying a rampant s3_x life right now, one wrong thing done in the bed can make the girl scoot out of the room.

Here are things your woman doesn’t want you to do in bed.

Moving Downtown Straight Away – No, ignoring her lips and heading down south is not er0tic. It makes her feel like you’ve made hourly payments and have thus, decided to get to the point with minimal stoppages.

Blowing In Her Ears -Blowing is one thing; trying to force her eardrum out of her other ear is another. Turning deaf while doing it is never s3 xy.

Manhandling The Br3 asts -Touch and caress all you want. But don’t squeeze her girls too hard. They’re not stress balls. Don’t bite her.

Thrusting Like There’s No Tomorrow -A lot of men start pumping like a machine the moment they enter a woman. Be a little gentler, a lot less mechanical. Hold on, do it way it is supposed to be.


Coming Too Soon If your tap starts to run the moment a woman touches you, you’re going to have a hard time.

Not Coming Till Eternity What do you get out of an hour long pumping session? A woman craving for more s3 x? You wish! A numb v@gina is the answer.

Pushing Her Head Down : Pushing her head down to your tool like you’re trying to shut an overloaded suitcase is a big no-no. If she wants to do it, she will. Don’t force her to go down on you.

Surprising Her – No, of course gifts are nice. Sudden showers of s3 men on her face are not. Tell her when you’re going to come.

Making Her Take Stupid Positions She’s not a Khajuraho carving, neither does she want to look like one.

Suffocating Her – Don’t just lie down on her like a dead whale. Nobody wants to die suffocating under a thick-skinned lazy man.

There you have it