This post is directly main at the ladies, because I know guys can be ready for s3_x at the last convenient moment. S3_x for ladies depends a lot on the mind, the mind has to be right for it to be a wonderful experience. If you’re a lady and you love the early morning orgasm.
Here are a few tips of things to do in the night that will have an awesome effect on your morning s_ex.
Morning 0_rgasm, I was astonishingly mind-blowing. The o_rgasm is acutely intense, it explodes inside your body, leaving you feeling a little afraid that the floorboards would crack open from your wild or_gasm vibrations.
But sometimes, morning s_ex can be embarrassing. Your breath reeks, you’re usually wearing really unse_xy sweatpants and you can’t decide whether it’s more awkward to take your gross, fleece socks off or leave them on.
Personally, I’ve had every kind of awkward morning s_ex in the book. I’ve had it hungover with leftover tequila breath, and I’ve had it in Hello Kitty PJs (which is just gross and wrong on a plethora of levels). Lucky for you, after a decade of trial and error, I think I’ve mastered exactly what you need to do the night before you want to have HOT AF morning s_ex:
1. Invest in some super se_xy underwear.
You can never go wrong with this one. On the bright side, it makes you look super and it turns him on as well. Think of it like killing two birds with one stone. if you want to have morning s_ex, expensive, lace undies are a necessary evil. The cheap panties you buy are usually made of cheap fabrics that make your vagina smell funky by the time morning hits.
2. Sleep in braids.
It just makes sense, your hair looks way tidier like this. I have this illustrious fantasy that I have luscious, tangle-free hair. Sometimes, my hair even looks that way before I go to bed. But every morning, I wake up with a tangled, disgusting lion’s mane, and so do you, girl. Let’s not kid ourselves: We don’t want bae to pull our hair when it’s a hot mess.
3. Sleep in only a sheer muscle tank and your new super se_xy underwear.
The going to bed se_xy and waking up se_xy doesn’t get old especially when you dress right to bed.You want to sleep looking se_xy, but not so s_exy that it looks like you’re trying too hard. Repeat after me, kittens: Se_xy is effortless. Se_xy is effortless.
4. Wear designer perfume to bed.
A nice scent to hit the sack with hasn’t hurt anybody, wearing perfume to bed is one for to-do list. I always wear perfume to bed in hopes that I have s_exy morning s_ex. And a delicious scent is the way to make s_ex even s_exier. So don your entire body in your favorite fragrance before bed. And don’t forget to give yourself an extra few spritzes so it lasts (and, of course, a little spritz in the crotch, babes).